Thursday, January 11, 2007

The Joke Becomes Reality.

Terry had asked me what I would do if the dirty laundry ever backed up all the way to the second floor. Well, it's no longer a theoretical question. I open the cabinet doors then gape in horror as I watch clothes falling, falling relentlessly from the chute in the ceiling towards my head. I try to close the doors to keep from being buried alive, but it is no use.The best I can do is hold the doors slightly shut and body block the torrent to keep it off the floor. Kids, don't try this at home! Sometimes I wonder exactly when did my lifeskills deteriorate to the point where doing laundry might actually kill me.

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