Thursday, February 22, 2007

Food Poisoning-Shmoisoning

On Tuesday night I got sick from eating food for the first time in 11 years! I could hardly believe what was happening to me! I vomited, had a fever, ached all over, couldn't eat, didn't have the
strength to get out of bed. Unpleasant and wholly unexpected. I'm out of pain now but still exhausted, although I did manage to take a shower. Stepping on the scale I expected the small consolation of temporarily having lost weight. Alas! Am I the first person ever to emerge from food poisoning and GAIN weight? Now that's adding insult to injury.

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